I woke him up for a blowjob and he put his finger in my ass

Honey, jerk me off with your legs, I can always make you a creampie

Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you

Don't worry about your tits, just hold them with your hands while you fuck

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?